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Piss off, PotterChapter 1: Pick Up LinesPiss off, Potter
Lily walked away from James Potter for the fifteenth time that day.
Hey aren't you forgetting something? What?
Me!
Right. Petrificus Totalus! Toodles!
Did it hurt? Did what hurt?
When you fell out of heaven?
Did it hurt?
What?
When you fell on your head and crushed it.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! What?
MY JAW!!
Shut it or it’s be cracked instead of dropped.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I must be lost. I thought hell was further und
by ~thefifthmarauder
Twilight IM Convos Part VEmpathicf33l: Jasper HaleTwilight IM Convos Part V
Imavirgo: Bella Swann Bellaslulluby: Edward Cullen
Empathicf33l has just logged on Bellaslulluby has just logged on
Bellaslulluby: Jazz, I cannot see why we cannot simply talk face-to-face. What an addiction this instant messaging has become to this family.
Empathicf33l: Yes, well. Talk it up with Alice. She’s the one who introduced IM to this family.
Bellaslulluby: Well, Alice will be Alice.
Empathicf33l: Of course.
Empathicf33l: And besides, I notice you’re logging on quite often now. You enjoy this too.
by ~Thettamore
How Twilight Really EndedI was in the living room, waiting for Charlie to come home. To my delight, Edward had come in through the window yet again to wait with me. The way he comes through the window at the front of the house is wonderfully romantic. I tried to tell this to Charlie once, but he only muttered something about "a stalker" and how "the neighbors are at wits end."How Twilight Really Ended
At that moment, I was gazing into Edward's perfect topaz eyes which looked like the perfect fusion of ice and liquid mixed in the blender of godliness. He had his arm wrapped around me; it felt like a cold slab of frozen chicken lusciously caressing me.
"Please don't t
by ~NotKayChan
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you were not in school today how come?? stupid therapy!!
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"that is you my new religion is you they say this love is blasphemy it is blasphemy it is blasphemy but my new religion is you"... "heaven is wrapped in chains i wanna get in you wont let me heaven is wrapped in chains and i just cannot find the key"...CB
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"that is you my new religion is you they say this love is blasphemy it is blasphemy it is blasphemy but my new religion is you"... "heaven is wrapped in chains i wanna get in you wont let me heaven is wrapped in chains and i just cannot find the key"...CB
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"that is you my new religion is you they say this love is blasphemy it is blasphemy it is blasphemy but my new religion is you"... "heaven is wrapped in chains i wanna get in you wont let me heaven is wrapped in chains and i just cannot find the key"...CB
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"that is you my new religion is you they say this love is blasphemy it is blasphemy it is blasphemy but my new religion is you"... "heaven is wrapped in chains i wanna get in you wont let me heaven is wrapped in chains and i just cannot find the key"...CB
You said you were going to kill me......
But not if i KILL YOU FIRST!!!
here are some questions Zach and I want to ask you..
*Did you come out of the closet?
*Are you a professional Skateboarder?
*Can Jayden come over sometime?
anyway i guess i`ll talk to you later...
~ Hannah
1. I'M NOT A LESBIAN
@> I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO SKATEBOARD
3. I REPEAT WTF !!!!
ROTFL...
It`s me...
i really miss you and Julie.
I miss you guys sooo much, if i think about how lonely i am..
i feel like i`m going to vomit..
anyway..
i hope you`re having a great Summer and hopefully by the time school begins i`ll change my ways for a better me..
and a better relationship between my two great and only friends..
~Hannah
I`m soooo bored...
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